“Expired Turnips” Sticker

They’re way past fresh — but they’re on sale, so how can you say no? A little questionable, a little cute… just hope the only thing you catch is feelings, not food poisoning. 😵‍💫💚

• ~2 inches tall
• Thick matte vinyl finish
• Waterproof & durable
• Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your “bad decisions” collection

For those who live dangerously — and shop the discount produce bin. 🛒✨